I was staying in a hotel last week on business and I really thought I had got lucky when a complete babe agreed to come back to my hotel room. She had just pulled my trousers of and was starting to wank my cock when there was a knock at the door. A hotel manageress walked in saying she had had complaints about the noise. Perhaps it was the sight of my big hard dick that tempted her, but she decided to stay. I couldn't believe that I had pulled two hotel sluts at once and I said so. For some reason they took offence at this. My cock was slapped, pulled, pinched, punched, twisted and pulled again as the two ladies gave me some serious punishment and lined up a seriously harsh handjob.

The recession is biting and bosses are getting more demanding. They expect you to work these days. I got called into the boss's office yesterday and she gave me a hard time about me watching porn during work time. She ordered me to get my cock out as I seemed to enjoy getting it out in the office so much. Then she started to attack it, slapping my cock, stretching my ball sack and flicking my balls with her evil long nails. She made me lie on a desk as she went to work on my poor dick, then she started to undress and an already harsh handjob started to take an even harsher turn.

A real scene of domestic bliss round at my house the other day. The girlfriend was yapping on the phone to one of her boring mates and was trying to arrange for us both to visit her mate for a few days. I wasn't having that and decided to stamp my authority on the situation. The girlfriend was not impressed with my show of manly dominance and attacked my helpless cock slapping it around like a tennis ball. Oddly enough, I found it very horny being slapped around like that. She reckons I am weird, but I am not. Am I?

We've all got them - those nightmare nutter girlfriends that we would rather forget about. I was in the pub the other night and someone started talking about her. I'd had more beer than was good for me, so I told the guy she was rubbish in bed. How was I to know he was the new boyfriend? I was pretty surprised the following day when she let herself into my house with the key I had given her. I was even more surprised when she started to give me a pretty harsh handjob.

Hey ho - work course and as usual our cheapskate company have tried to save money by making us share rooms. I thought I was in luck when I got paired up with a total babe from another branch. I was lying in bed when she arrived in the room and started to undress, she demanded that I did not look at her, but I couldn't resist copping an eyeful, she was so sexy what red blooded male would NOT get hard? When she had climbed into her bunk, I started to have a sly wank and was getting really hard thinking about her sleeping just above me. Unfortunately she heard what was going on, climbed down out of her bunk and grabbed my cock in a very authoritative grip and started to deal out some severe punishment.

You would think that its all fun and games in the adult industry with gorgeous babes queuing up outside my hotel room doors to fuck me stupid for good reviews. No chance! I got a knock on the door of my hotel room very late the other night and it was one of the girls whose films I had been reviewing that day. She was seething because I criticised her technique. She decided to let me know how she was feeling by slapping my cock around until it was bright red and then starting to tease me with her sexy body. Sometimes this job is not all it's cracked up to be.

I was filling in at my friend's hotel over the holiday weekend when the most gorgeous babe checked in. I found out what room she was going to and grabbed the maintenance team's keys. I was up the back stairs like a shot and hid in the wardrobe to get a good eyeful when she arrived in the room. I was not disappointed, she stripped completely naked. I was trying so hard to see what was going on that I fell out of the wardrobe. She was fucking furious and attacked me, ripping off my trousers and going to work on my poor stiffening cock. She bit and scratched and hit it - I swear the mad bitch was trying to snap it off. But oddly, despite all this rough treatment, I was starting to get a bit aroused.

Why is it that there is never a male doctor around when one is needed I had been having a bit of a pain in the groin area and needed to get it checked out. So I rang the doctors surgery and was told that the only doctor available was a woman. I was a bit nervous about putting the family jewels in the hands of a woman and I got even more nervous when the doctor turned out to be a hot blonde and I started getting the most enormous hardon. The doctor was not impressed with this and decided to deal with my problem in a most unethical way by giving me a harsh handjob, slapping, biting and scratching my cock. I am thinking about a sharp letter to the General Medical Council.

I don't fucking believe it!! I had a complaint from the escort agency I have been using for years. They sent me a copy of a note given to them by the girl sent round to see me. Hi Cyntia, I appreciate things were pretty busy down at the agency and you had to send me out to visit some sad little fuck who was getting all hot and bothered in his hotel room. When I arrived at the job, the punter, he had his titchy little dick in his hand and the little fucker had the nerve to say that he didn't like BBW like me. I was really pissed off so I pinned the sad little wanker to the bed with my knee and smacked the hell out of his titchy needle dick - I expect the stupid wanker will not be so rude again in a fucking hurry. Love...Storm xxx The agency have now put their rates up! Fuck!

I get around a bit and get to stay in a lot of hotels, but not one quite like the one I stayed in last week. I was minding my own business when the manageress appeared in my room saying she had had some complaints from neighbouring rooms about me playing porn films with the volume up too high. I noticed that she was very like the girl in the porn movie I had seen and I told her this. Bad mistake! She attacked me, slapping my cock and balls around and calling me a slimy sleazebag. This harsh handjob was fucking painful and it got even more painful when she said that she would never fuck me and would prefer a plastic toy that would not talk back and be irritating. Women!!!